Have You Ever Wondered Where Nursery Rhymes Come From?

[FalcoColumbarius]

Amazing the effect marijuana can have on some people...



Falco.

[mararmeisto]

That has got to be a difficult story to report, sober, straight, however! Especially if you've never heard it before. I didn't know the part about the pig...

[FalcoColumbarius]

That has got to be a difficult story to report, sober, straight, however! Especially if you've never heard it before. I didn't know the part about the pig...

You mean the Vietnamese pig?
I didn't know about the 13 bears, like... sitting.... in a row. Not to mention that Goldilocks, herself is delivering the news story. I kept waiting for the bit about the porridge.... So were the bears hired to protect the crop or did one of them happen to stumble on the place and tell his twelve mates....

• "dude, you got to check this out ~ I think I discovered gold.... British Columbian Gold..."
• Then there's the dog... "whoa, bears.... I better give them an offering or something".
• Bears: "Oh wow.... munchies! I love this stuff!!"

The Vietnamese pig and Raccoon you ask? I think they could have been moles. Mind you, I can understand the suspect 13 bears passed out amid the cannabis bushes and the dog handing out dog food as all being accomplices; the Vietnamese Pig ~ well perhaps he's out of his usual habitat... but what about the raccoon? What... was it the mask? Like... I want to know why the raccoon got busted? Maybe the bears owed him and he was there to collect when the police showed up. Which leads me to what the bear said to the first COP on the scene... "Oh, yeah... you want a tip, of course... ham & pineapple right?"
This is probably where the Vietnamese pig lost it, especially if he's a Buddhist.

Falco.