So, Whatcha Do Is...

[Johnny&Ruby]

... you take Queen's "Bicycle Race" lyrics and replace every instance of the word 'bicycle' with 'Delica' (same number of syllables), make a few other minor changes* and there ya have it... the Mitsubishi Delica theme song. Try it next time "Bicycle Race" comes on the radio, preferably while yer drivin. Ah-like-a so...

Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica Delica Delica

I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive my van
I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive it where I can

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
SUVS were never my scene
And I don't like Humvees
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive my van
I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive my

Delica races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Delica race Delica race Delica race

Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica Delica
Delica Delica Delica
Delica race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica Delica Delica
I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive my van
I want to drive my Delica
I want to drive it where I can

(which is everywhere!)

* feel free to make changes and post em!

[jaggedfish]

NIICE!!!! One small detail you left out tho......
In keeping with the auto theme... the author should now be revised from "Freddy Mercury" to "Johnny Mitsubishi"......