I'm the proud new owner of a white 1989 Vanwagon, a somewhat impulsive Craigslist buy. I've been a fan of these kinds of 1-box vehicles for a long time, but only recently did the circumstances of income, parking, and tools align correctly for me to consider even getting one. We picked it up in Pennsylvania this past weekend.

Body and frame seem to be in great condition - there are some rust spots on the lower side of the body and the front wheelwells by the step, but very little rust on the frame and underbody. Drivetrain also seems to be in decent shape, though I have yet to take a very detailed look at the condition of boots and bushings. And the electrical accessories are all there, save for the two main front turn signals. Overall still a solid machine, but...
...it won't start! Cranks great and seems to try really hard, but it just won't fire. None of the pickup team were car people, myself included, so we spent some time in front of Autozone mostly working off the troubleshooting guide in the shop manual and calling friends. I even have the 4 volume shop manual, though making heads or tails of it is a skill not yet mastered. Currently, it lives in my parking spot under my apartment complex. I can use an auto lift and garage about 1.5 miles away, but the parking spot is underground. So here I'm hoping whatever is wrong is accessible from the passenger seat!

I hope to give a little life back into this forum and use this thread to document the misadventures I'm about to get into. I anticipate getting a good debugging day on it in the coming weeks. Comments and questions are welcome! Especially if you know what the critical small part that can prevent it from starting is...
I should mention that the true nefarious plan for this thing is an electric conversion. If all goes well, it will one day have a 100kW AC induction motor and 60kWh of lithium iron phosphate battery.