The battery was frozen solid. I brought it in and thawed it out, tried to charge it but it was a goner.
Bought a new one at Canadian Tire, installed it and the van fired right up no problem. Drove it every day that week.
Saturday, came out, and same exact thing. Frozen solid. Thawed it out. Wouldn't hold a charge. Took it back and got a new one under warranty (don't mention that you froze the battery

Yup, with the key out and all doors closed and lights off, 3 amp draw. Pulled all the fuses one by one and no drop in the draw. Disconnected the battery for the night.
Spent the evening on the google machine. I learned that sometimes the diode in the alternator goes, sometimes a relay can get stuck, a couple things to check in the morning...
This morning I go out to the garage and...NO PARASITIC DRAW!!! Nothing!
So, immaculate corrections aside, does anyone have any ideas as to what happened or is happening? I've left the battery hooked up and the van is in a heated garage so if it happens again overnight I won't freeze the battery...