I heard about that delicat guy. Farkin wanker they say, wouldn't know a good 4x4 if he feel over one, and seems to have a strange fear of intercoolers. Also has strange tendancies about hoarding cooking oil at his house... what does he do with it, oiled up greco roman wrestling?!
The Legend of David Delicat ----------------------------
Born on a mountain in Abitibi
He tamed a bear when he only three
He made his home up an old maple tree
A legend of the woods and the whole country
David, Deli-cat! King of the Wild Frontier!
He went to Parliament and served a spell
Told that Mulroney 'you go straight to hell'
Paddled backwards up the Rideau, so I heard tell
A legend and a hero he's a guy so swell
David, Deli-Cat! King of the Wild Frontier!
We sent our hero to fight the war
He did his duty and a good bit more
The world knows the legend of this great man
From Abitibi to Afghanistan
David, Deli-Cat! King of the Wild Frontier!
If yer in the woods and you see Dave there
Riding on the back of a big black bear
Toss him a wave and a Canuck cheer
Tell him yer awful glad that he's here
By the time you realize that my signature has no real message or life altering words of wisdom, you're too far into it to stop reading until you are finished