Air Care and Provincial Rant

[Shaun Van Ramen]

Insurance is due today.
Oh Shhh! Forgot Air Care. Geez! I've modded my intake and exhaust, What if it doesn't pass. Man oh mann!!!!!

Line up first thing in the AM. Right in there with no wait. Sweet! I hope. After 2 runs cause the first was wrong for some reason and poo Shaun go her guts wrung out: "Please Lady, Don't hammer the throttle so hard, and the brakes only work the front wheels."

I PASSED!. And better than ever. With the K&N A.F. and an open exhaust my opacity numbers were about a third of what they normally are. Nicely done with no worries for insurance/reggie.

But here is where I have to apologize to the moderators for my rant.

The following was included in my Air Care paperwork. After a quick glance as I drive away I can't help myself and my van from being insulted. It was a frickin' "Scrap-It" brochure. Seriously! You guys are comparing my 23 year old JDM to some piece of c&@p No. Am. used vehicle. Just for that I plan on keeping my Deli for another 20 years. Seriously! And you'll only give me $1250 on a trade-in for some garbage LHD. We are hurt! (Shaun and myself).

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OMG!!! $1250 dollars!! Woooooooeeee!!